Canyon Rush is the first episode of the Angry Birds TV Show.
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Pig Teacher: Class, Ms. Kilvington was fired...
Blue Jay: YAHOO!
Pig Teacher: Anyway, my name is Proffesor Pig. For short, call be Proff. Anyways, I am a nice teacher, but-
Blue Jay: You give us free candy?
Professor Pig: Uh, no.
Blue Jim: Free money?
Professor Pig: Of course not.
Blue Jake: Free homework?
Blue Jay throws book at Blue Jake.
Blue Jay: Idiot!
Professor Pig: Precisely it! My good man, I give a lot of homework so we can learn and strive.
Small Pig: You sound like my mom!
Professor Pig throws pig out the window.
Scene changes to grassy plains where blues are complaining to Matilda.
Blue Jay: I have so much homework!
Blue Jake: I have too much video games!
Blue Jim: I have too much of well, nothing.
Bubbles: I have me candy, me precious, precious, CANDY!
Blue Jim: What's wrong with him?
Blue Jay: He's probably ADHD or something.
Matilda: Kids, we're going on vacation!
Blue Jay: Cruise?
Blue Jake: Universal Studios?
Bubbles (nervous): Candy?
Matilda (evil grin): Nope.
Blue Jim: I have a bad feeling about this...
Scene 2 in plane.
Blue Jay: NO! EPCOT! ANYWHERE BUT EPCOT!
Bomb: Hey, when I was a kid I always wanted to go to Epcot.
Blue Jim: Really?
Bomb: No, not at all. It's owned by Disney for crying out loud!
Red: You should be glad we go on vacation! By the way, who's flying this thing?
Speaker: Welcome to Pigineering Flights. We ask you to be calm and enjoy the flight, so happily live the last few minutes of your life.
Speaker: 99 percent of the time, we crash, so don't even worry about dying.
Hal: Nobody said dying!
Bomb: Actually, you should've read it in the phamplet.
Hal: Oh, and satisfactory lawsuits if we make it out alive!
Plane falls down into a canyon.
Crashes, and a outside voice is heard: Unfortunately, the birds suffered damage from the crash and died.
Red: WE'RE STILL ALIVE!
outside voice: Pardon me, got to go to make an annoying advertisement.
Hal: Now we're stuck here for the rest of eternity!
King Pig (unknown so far): I believe I can help.
Chuck: Ahhh, a crerpy weirdo!
King Pig: No you idiot, i'm King Pig. That's chef pig, other minion pigs, uhhhh...
Minion Pig: My name's Bob!
King Pig: Shut up #427!
Stella: Whatta you want?
King Pig: What? Oh, right. You must help me escape!
Hal: Or else what?
King Pig: OR ELSE YOU WILL BE CURSED UPON MY WRATH!
King Pig: Just kidding. But seriously, help me cuz you probably won't get out without helping me.
Chuck: Okay, fine.
Red: Where do we get all our stuff?
King Pig: The wreckage from the plane, duh.
Hal: Yeah, things are kinda turning up!
Wrecked plane explodes.
Bomb: Never mind.
King Pig: We must travel furthur into the canyon! Minions! Pick me up.
Some Minion Pig: Aww!
King Pig: Shut up, and carry me!
The birds and pigs walk to the edge of the canyon.
Blue Jay: Finally, I can see some parts from other planes that probably crashed here.
Blue Jake: Right, right. Anyway, come on. Looks like we need a useless montage of building the plane.
Does stupid montage.
Matilda: We finally built this one seat plane!
Bomb: Wait a second, one seat?
King Pig, flying away in plane: SO LONG, SUCKERS!
Plane crashes within 3 seconds, King Pig falls back into the canyon.
King Pig: Uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Bob: Don't worry, me and the other pigs built a super plane that can hold all of us! Except one person.
Hal: What? That's just like every stinkin Hollywood movie!
Chuck: When you think about it, it's more like when Disney tries to act cool.
King Pig: Ah, a sacrifice! Uh, we probably don't need you, or you, or... why is everyone staring at me?
Bomb: So long, sucker!
King Pig: Don't leave me!
King Pig sits in the canyon and starts crying.
Dedicated to RedBird25, Image Unit on the Angry Birds Wiki.